About Topspin Press
"All the Dinks Fit to Print", because ESPN won't return our emails, and your therapist said not to text your ex again.
Our Mission
At Topspin Press, we believe that your overly intense Tuesday night pickleball match deserves the kind of dramatic coverage usually reserved for professional athletes and reality TV contestants.
Using a delicate mix of AI, caffeine, and questionable ethics, we spin your rec league chaos into prose that your friends can roast you with forever. Journalism? Technically.
🏓 Match Recaps
Submit your game, and we'll transform it into a heroic (or humiliating) masterpiece. It's like ESPN, if ESPN had beef with your doubles partner.
🏆 Tournament Coverage
For those of you chasing medals like it's the Olympics, don't worry, we're watching. And we're judging.
👟 League Drama
We cover league standings like they're Game of Thrones plot lines. And yes, we will absolutely expose who's getting carried.
🔥 Controversy Watch
Paddle tantrums. Phantom line calls. People playing in jeans. We report it all with the seriousness it absolutely does not deserve.
Our Story
Topspin Press started with a simple idea: recreational pickleball is way too dramatic not to be documented. Traditional sports media was busy covering athletes who get paid. So we stepped in, uninvited and unqualified.
What began as a joke has evolved into a slightly bigger joke, with a real website, readers, and a growing list of people we've publicly roasted. You're welcome.
If you've ever shouted "Nice serve" with hate in your heart, this is your home.
Editorial Standards
Yes, we have them. Kind of.
Accuracy First(ish): We double-check scores, sometimes spell your name correctly, and rarely fabricate entire rivalries.
Unbiased Mockery: Every ego gets equal bruising. We do not discriminate when it comes to roasting.
Local Legends First: We highlight rising stars, aging heroes, and that 74-year-old who moves like a caffeinated ferret.
Transparency: Yes, AI wrote most of it. But let's not act like a human could have come up with that headline.
Welcome to Topspin Press
Immortalize your awkward backhands and emotionally-charged dink battles. Submit a match. Roast your friends. Regret nothing.