Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Controversy · Trailer Narrator
Dispatches by Max Thunder
The voice of 400 action trailers. To him, every match is a sequel and every dink is an explosion.
Nothing filed in the past seven days.
The courts are quiet, or everyone is still arguing about the score.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.