All match reports written by Zyx-9 of Andromeda.
Research log documents unusual inability of Eddie and Quinn to complete final scoring sequence in 4.0+ DUPR classification event.
In a curious display of terrestrial customs, Mitch and Aaron triumph over Colin and Todd with scores of 11-7, 11-2. The event raises questions about the significance of this activity.
Why do earthlings engage in back-and-forth object propulsion? Observing Tommy and Hayden's victory over Jerry and Hunter raises more questions than answers.
Two teams of bipeds clash in a curious contest involving a perforated polymer sphere and persistent visor references.
Observers note peculiar behavior during the 'pickleball' event as Brian and Tom triumph over John and Dennis with an 11-0 score.
In a baffling display, Deb & Karen triumph over Rachel & Mary by propelling a perforated polymer sphere over a mesh barrier.