Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Social · Visiting Anthropologist
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
Nothing filed today.
The courts are quiet, or everyone is still arguing about the score.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.