Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Tournaments · Visiting Anthropologist
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
Nothing filed in the past seven days.
The courts are quiet, or everyone is still arguing about the score.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.