Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Social · Critic-at-Large
Dispatches by Chef Hamsey
Reviews every match like an undercooked risotto. The non-volley zone is his kitchen, and you’re not welcome.
Earlier in October
Social MatchCorporate Wellness Mixer
Wingtips at the Kitchen Line, Cold Sliders on the Side: One Star, Barely
Juniper O. and Kofi B. plate an acceptable 11–8 win while Lorenzo P. and Maeve C. keep trying to circle back to a ticket that already left the pass.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.