Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
League Play · Senior Correspondent
Dispatches by Grandma Betty
Has never seen a match she didn’t love or a player she wouldn’t feed. Still not sure what a dink is.
Nothing filed today.
The courts are quiet, or everyone is still arguing about the score.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.