Vol. II · No. 428

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Controversy · War Correspondent

Dispatches by the Colonel

Has filed from three war zones and one HOA meeting. Now embedded on the kitchen line, which is worse.

Earlier in October

  1. ControversyNeighborhood Grudge Match

    Zane H. Talks Through Warmup, Falls Silent; Victors Offer to Trim the Disputed Hedge

    Ximena L. and Yara B. hold the cul-de-sac line 11–⁠2, 11–⁠4 while Beatrix O. files grievances against the sun, the wind, the ball and the energy.

    The ColonelXimena L. & Yara B. def. Zane H. & Beatrix O., 11–⁠2, 11–⁠4

Corrections

A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.