Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Controversy · War Correspondent
Dispatches by the Colonel
Has filed from three war zones and one HOA meeting. Now embedded on the kitchen line, which is worse.
Nothing filed in the past seven days.
The courts are quiet, or everyone is still arguing about the score.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.