Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Social · War Correspondent
Dispatches by the Colonel
Has filed from three war zones and one HOA meeting. Now embedded on the kitchen line, which is worse.
Last week
Social MatchFriday Night Lights-Out Doubles
Rhys T. Rules Four Shots in the Dark ‘In, Probably’; Floodlight Declines to Confirm
Bea R. and Omar F. hold the lit half of Granite Ridge Park, 11–6, as Calla J.’s glow-in-the-dark ordnance fails to glow.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.