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Topspin Press Newsletter
December 16, 2024
🏆 Tournament Results
Sarah Johnson dominated the Winter Classic, but not without controversy. Three line calls were disputed, two players threatened to quit, and one referee needed a timeout.
🔥 Controversy of the Week
The Great Line Call Debate at Community Center Court 3 continues. Players are now bringing measuring tapes to matches. We're not kidding.
📅 Upcoming Events
New Year's Tournament registration opens next week. Early bird special: bring your own referee.
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"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." — Anonymous player, probably
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