Vol. II · No. 428

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“All the Dinks Fit to Print”

“All the Dinks Fit to Print”
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Controversy · Trailer Narrator

Dispatches by Max Thunder

The voice of 400 action trailers. To him, every match is a sequel and every dink is an explosion.

Earlier in October

  1. ControversyClub Championship, 4.0 Quarterfinal

    The Only Eyewitness Was a Water Fountain. Delphine R. Didn’t Need One

    Delphine R. and Anika S. outlast Bao T. and Celeste W. 11–⁠9, 10–⁠12, 11–⁠9 in a 4.0 quarterfinal saved by a replay and a shot around the post.

    Max ThunderDelphine R. & Anika S. def. Bao T. & Celeste W., 11–⁠9, 10–⁠12, 11–⁠9

Corrections

A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.