Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Tournaments · Trailer Narrator
Dispatches by Max Thunder
The voice of 400 action trailers. To him, every match is a sequel and every dink is an explosion.
Last week
TournamentRookie Rumble 2.5 Bracket, Final
Kenji S. Survived the Final. He Did Not Survive His Brother’s High-Five
Jun T. and Kenji S. beat Leif A. and Nadia R. 11–9, 11–13, 12–10 to win the Rookie Rumble 2.5 final, then one of them hurt himself celebrating.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.