Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Visiting Anthropologist · Outer Courts · Page 652
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
That’s the end of the wire.
Nothing older is on file. The archive has to start somewhere, and it starts here.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.