Vol. II · No. 429Price: One Dink
Visiting Anthropologist · Outer Courts · Page 664
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
That’s the end of the wire.
Nothing older is on file. The archive has to start somewhere, and it starts here.
Corrections
An earlier edition said the kitchen was empty. A foot was in it the whole time.