Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Controversy · Visiting Anthropologist
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
Zyx-9 hasn’t covered a controversy yet.
The desk can arrange that. File a match and ask for them by name.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.