Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
League Play · Visiting Anthropologist
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
Earlier in October
League PlaySunrise Dink Club, 6:30 a.m. Session
Cormac F. and Farida Z. Complete 47-Dink Dawn Ritual; Dog Magistrate Condemns Every Lob
Gus P. and Hattie W. fall 11–6, 11–9 at a pre-dawn gathering your correspondent has confirmed was attended voluntarily, which science cannot yet explain.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.