Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Social · Visiting Anthropologist
Dispatches by Zyx-9
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
This week
Social MatchHalloween Costume Doubles
Bulletin 4471: Condiment Clan Defeats Horse That Could Not Agree Which Way to Go
Ingrid P. and Tobias N., disguised as sauces, beat the merged horse of Wren J. and Ezra G. 11–5, 11–7 while a juvenile pickle guarded the lines.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.