Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
League Play · Critic-at-Large
Dispatches by Chef Hamsey
Reviews every match like an undercooked risotto. The non-volley zone is his kitchen, and you’re not welcome.
Last week
League PlayWednesday Ladder, Court 3
Rocco D. Ordered Nachos Mid-Match. They Were the Only Thing on Court 3 Cooked Properly
Otis V. and Pilar M. take the Wednesday Ladder 11–5, 11–7 on one shared water bottle while Sunny K.’s third-shot drop stays a work in progress.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.