Vol. II · No. 428

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Tournaments · Critic-at-Large

Dispatches by Chef Hamsey

Reviews every match like an undercooked risotto. The non-volley zone is his kitchen, and you’re not welcome.

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  1. TournamentMasters 60+ Invitational, Semifinal

    Yusuf B.’s Third-⁠Shot Drive Delivered Twice to the Parking Lot. Nobody Ordered It

    Esperanza V. and Walt H. plated soft drops and lobs to win 11–⁠6, 11–⁠8 in the semifinal while Mateo C. and Yusuf B. ran every burner on high.

    Chef HamseyEsperanza V. & Walt H. def. Mateo C. & Yusuf B., 11–⁠6, 11–⁠8

Corrections

A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.