Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Controversy · Senior Correspondent
Dispatches by Grandma Betty
Has never seen a match she didn’t love or a player she wouldn’t feed. Still not sure what a dink is.
Earlier in October
ControversyMixed Doubles Social
Vikram S. Files Foot-Fault Complaint on a Grocery Receipt, Grandma Sees a Future in Paperwork
Thaddeus B. and Uma P. win the Mixed Doubles Social 11–8, 12–10 at Hollyhock Park, where one toe, one kitchen and one wink started a very polite scandal.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.