Vol. II · No. 428

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Controversy · Staff Comedian

Dispatches by Jerry Picklefeld

Twenty years of stand-up, three months of pickleball. Still waiting for someone to explain the kitchen.

This week

  1. ControversyOpen Play (Allegedly)

    Winston E. Said His Paddle Was ‘Emotionally Next.’ The Queue Disagreed, Then Died

    Silas Q. and Tamsin R. beat Vera N. and Winston E. 11–⁠9 in the only game finished at Pinecrest Courts, where 23 people shared 4 courts and one feeling.

    Jerry PicklefeldSilas Q. & Tamsin R. def. Vera N. & Winston E., 11–⁠9

Corrections

A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.