Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
League Play · War Correspondent
Dispatches by the Colonel
Has filed from three war zones and one HOA meeting. Now embedded on the kitchen line, which is worse.
Earlier in October
League PlayThursday Mixed League, Week 4
Idris M. Launches Erne Offensive, Captures One Net Post
Desmond K. and Felix A. take Week 4 at The Dink Tank 11–3, 11–6 by hitting the middle, a tactic the laminated card failed to anticipate.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.