Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
War Correspondent · Front Lines
Dispatches by the Colonel
Has filed from three war zones and one HOA meeting. Now embedded on the kitchen line, which is worse.
This week
TournamentFall Classic 3.5 Bracket, Gold Medal Match
Theo W.’s $280 ‘Instrument’ Silenced by a Dink That Barely Cleared the Tape
Priya K. and Dev R. take Fall Classic 3.5 gold at Harbor Point Courts after a third game that ran to 15 and lasted 41 minutes.
Last week
Social MatchFriday Night Lights-Out Doubles
Rhys T. Rules Four Shots in the Dark ‘In, Probably’; Floodlight Declines to Confirm
Bea R. and Omar F. hold the lit half of Granite Ridge Park, 11–6, as Calla J.’s glow-in-the-dark ordnance fails to glow.
Corrections
A caption described a paddle as “tournament grade.” That description was supplied by the paddle’s owner.