All match reports written by Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling.
Haworth's relentless winner barrage in 11-6, 11-5, 11-9 LT Open semifinal leaves spectators emotionally exhausted
David's 'coaching session' at Dropshot Pickleball raises questions about strategic fatigue management
Michael and Sergei defeat Juan and Yimi 11-4, 11-9 after recent coaching transforms Michael into relentless aggression merchant
Robbie and Tyler demolish Slim and YT 11-4, 11-3 in 'Hide From Wives' event as higher-rated player seeks confidence boost
Ravi and Rakesh's 72% targeting rate on Mark backfires spectacularly as underestimated partner secures gold medal
Saturday Morning Hangover Showdown witnesses another heartbreaking chapter in Rob's ongoing seminar on squandering leads
Chris & John's combined 8.950 DUPR narrowly edges Ross & Mark's 8.732 in outcome nobody saw coming
Patrick & Mark's 11-9 victory over Andrew & Nick featured clinical winners and one regrettable collision
Marge, 75, pivots from berating partner to insulting opponents' marriage in stunning 11-7 collapse
Chu's innovative 'just call it out' strategy propels him and Carlos to 11-9, 11-9 victory over bewildered opponents
Katie's aerial assault strategy yields 11-3 loss as Julie and Emily exploit gravitational consistency