In a match that will undoubtedly enter the annals of pickleball lore, Bob S. and Bill W. clobbered their way to victory over Ryan B. and Bill K., sweeping both sets 11-4 and 11-0. If anyone ever doubted the existence of beginner’s luck, this match just delivered the definitive evidence against it.

Ryan and his partner Bill K. seemed to be competing in a different arena altogether—perhaps a parallel universe where pickleball paddles are better suited as fashion accessories than sporting equipment. As such, the duo failed to register even a hint of resistance in the second set, effectively making it a gentle reminder that life is full of little disappointments.

The game took an unexpected twist when Bill K. experienced firsthand why pickleball isn't considered a contact sport—until it suddenly is. A wayward ball found its mark with precision that NASA engineers would envy, putting an abrupt end to any dreams of comeback glory (or comfort).

Meanwhile, Bob and Bill W., seemingly unfazed by the unfolding drama, executed what can only be described as "textbook proficiency." Or perhaps they were just lucky enough to share one functional set of nerves between them—a critical resource overlooked by their opponents.

As Bob and Bill W. bask in their well-deserved triumph, one has to wonder if Ryan and his now wiser partner will return to the court for a rematch. Perhaps next time with slightly more protective gear and perhaps a helmet for good measure.