Oct 28, 2025|

Desert Showdown: Kelly M. & Jessica M. vs. Leslie L. & Ann F.

105-degree heat and no mercy on the Las Vegas pickleball court.

By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling
Friday Ladder
Las Vegas

Final Score

Doubles TeamLeslie L. & Ann F.
G1
4
0
Doubles TeamKelly M. & Jessica M.
Winner
G1
11
1

Best of 14-11

The sun blazed unforgivingly over the Las Vegas pickleball courts as two teams clashed. With the temperature hitting a scorching 105 degrees, Leslie L. and Ann F. dominated Kelly M. and Jessica M. with an 11-4 win, leaving little room for redemption.

As they struggled to find their footing, Ann's jest about Jessica being an "angry elf" drew genuine laughter from the sweat-drenched crowd. A spectator couldn’t help but remark, "It’s like they’re playing a one-sided game of charades."

Kelly and Jessica floundered, missing serves and points, prompting someone to say, "Watching them play is like seeing a clockwork toy run out of steam."

With each missed opportunity, hope evaporated faster than sweat on the court's surface. By the match's end, the scoreboard stood as a stark reminder of their fruitless efforts, echoing the harsh reality of their defeat. "They're a punchline without the setup," another observer noted, leaving no doubt of the final verdict in the unforgiving Las Vegas sun.

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