Greg and Wade defeated Mark and AJ in a match that can only be described as a masterclass in how not to play pickleball. With a final score of 11-7, Greg and Wade turned Spring Lake into a no-fly zone for AJ and Mark.

Mark and AJ played like the nets were too high, struggling to clear even the basics. Their shots landed like a paper plane in a wind tunnel, often missing the mark entirely. AJ's returns had less spin than a broken record, a fact that was painfully obvious with every lackluster attempt. Meanwhile, Mark's serves were weaker than cafeteria coffee - and just as forgettable.

As the match wore on, the duo's performance only got worse. AJ hit the ball like it owed him money - and ducked, while Mark defended less than a house plant in a storm. If they played any slower, they'd need fast-forward. The only thing consistent about their game was its inconsistency. While Greg and Wade basked in their victory, Mark and AJ were left to wonder if the net had secretly moved.

Mark and AJ might find more success playing tic-tac-toe.