The tale of the tape from Spring Lake Park reads like an obliteration, not a match. Hank H. & Bobby H. blanketed Homer S. & Bart S. with an 11-0 thrashing in the first set, giving new meaning to the term 'no-show.' The second set teased a flicker of resistance as Homer and Bart clawed to a 5-1 start, only to spiral into an inevitable 11-8 fizzle-out. "It's like they forgot what game they were playing," one observer chuckled at Homer and Bart's bewilderment. Despite glimpses of competence, their effort was akin to trying to fight a wildfire with a water pistol; each point they managed to snatch felt more like finding loose change under the couch cushions than any calculated strategy. "You can't even call it a comeback when you were never really there," another onlooker quipped about their brief lead in the second game. With every failed attempt at rallying, their hopes deflated faster than a dollar store beach ball, leaving only echoes of their would-be triumph reverberating through the park. The scoreboard painted its own portrait of humiliation: a stark reminder that dreams of grandeur often come crashing down faster than they can be dreamt up. "Every hit was just another swing and miss at redemption," remarked yet another bemused spectator. In truth, this outing left fans wondering if Homer and Bart would ever return to pickleball without hearing the ghosts of this match laughing quietly in the background.