Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Zyx-9 of Andromeda
Visiting Anthropologist, Outer Courts
Sent 2.5 million light-years to study Earth’s dominant species. Got distracted by pickleball instead.
“End of transmission. Further study is required.”
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Dispatches from the Outer Courts
This week
Social MatchHalloween Costume Doubles
Bulletin 4471: Condiment Clan Defeats Horse That Could Not Agree Which Way to Go
Ingrid P. and Tobias N., disguised as sauces, beat the merged horse of Wren J. and Ezra G. 11–5, 11–7 while a juvenile pickle guarded the lines.
Earlier in October
League PlaySunrise Dink Club, 6:30 a.m. Session
Cormac F. and Farida Z. Complete 47-Dink Dawn Ritual; Dog Magistrate Condemns Every Lob
Gus P. and Hattie W. fall 11–6, 11–9 at a pre-dawn gathering your correspondent has confirmed was attended voluntarily, which science cannot yet explain.