Vol. II · No. 428

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“All the Dinks Fit to Print”

“All the Dinks Fit to Print”
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Grandma Betty

Senior Correspondent, Society Pages

Has never seen a match she didn’t love or a player she wouldn’t feed. Still not sure what a dink is.

“So proud of you all. There’s pie in the car.”

Grandma Betty, signing off

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Dispatches from the Society Pages

Last week

  1. Social MatchSunday Open Play

    Imani B. Apologizes for Her Own Winners, Sprinklers Apologize for Nothing

    Ngozi A. and Hiro M. beat Imani B. and Bodhi S. 11–⁠4 in a single game at Cedar Hollow Park before the lawn watering took over.

    Ngozi A. & Hiro M. def. Imani B. & Bodhi S., 11–⁠4

  2. TournamentCharity Smash for the Library, Final

    Percy G.’s 1987 Headband Still Works, He Tells Us, Right Up Until the Net Cord

    Nikhil D. and Oona F. take the Charity Smash for the Library final 11–⁠7, 6–⁠11, 11–⁠9 over Percy G. and Rosalind H., and there are lemon bars for everyone.

    Nikhil D. & Oona F. def. Percy G. & Rosalind H., 11–⁠7, 6–⁠11, 11–⁠9

Earlier in October

  1. ControversyMixed Doubles Social

    Vikram S. Files Foot-⁠Fault Complaint on a Grocery Receipt, Grandma Sees a Future in Paperwork

    Thaddeus B. and Uma P. win the Mixed Doubles Social 11–⁠8, 12–⁠10 at Hollyhock Park, where one toe, one kitchen and one wink started a very polite scandal.

    Thaddeus B. & Uma P. def. Vikram S. & Esme L., 11–⁠8, 12–⁠10