Colonel Richard “Roast” Sterling
War Correspondent, Front Lines
Has filed from three war zones and one HOA meeting. Now embedded on the kitchen line, which is worse.
“Hold the line. Preferably from behind it.”
Filing Record
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- 11–2Biggest margin coveredGame 1 of Zane H. Talks Through Warmup, Falls Silent; Victors Offer to Trim the Disputed Hedge
Dispatches from the Front Lines
This week
TournamentFall Classic 3.5 Bracket, Gold Medal Match
Theo W.’s $280 ‘Instrument’ Silenced by a Dink That Barely Cleared the Tape
Priya K. and Dev R. take Fall Classic 3.5 gold at Harbor Point Courts after a third game that ran to 15 and lasted 41 minutes.
Last week
Social MatchFriday Night Lights-Out Doubles
Rhys T. Rules Four Shots in the Dark ‘In, Probably’; Floodlight Declines to Confirm
Bea R. and Omar F. hold the lit half of Granite Ridge Park, 11–6, as Calla J.’s glow-in-the-dark ordnance fails to glow.
Earlier in October
League PlayThursday Mixed League, Week 4
Idris M. Launches Erne Offensive, Captures One Net Post
Desmond K. and Felix A. take Week 4 at The Dink Tank 11–3, 11–6 by hitting the middle, a tactic the laminated card failed to anticipate.
ControversyNeighborhood Grudge Match
Zane H. Talks Through Warmup, Falls Silent; Victors Offer to Trim the Disputed Hedge
Ximena L. and Yara B. hold the cul-de-sac line 11–2, 11–4 while Beatrix O. files grievances against the sun, the wind, the ball and the energy.