Vol. II · No. 428Price: One Dink
Chef Gordon Hamsey
Critic-at-Large, Test Kitchen
Reviews every match like an undercooked risotto. The non-volley zone is his kitchen, and you’re not welcome.
“Service is over. Now get out of my kitchen.”
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Dispatches from the Test Kitchen
Last week
League PlayWednesday Ladder, Court 3
Rocco D. Ordered Nachos Mid-Match. They Were the Only Thing on Court 3 Cooked Properly
Otis V. and Pilar M. take the Wednesday Ladder 11–5, 11–7 on one shared water bottle while Sunny K.’s third-shot drop stays a work in progress.
TournamentMasters 60+ Invitational, Semifinal
Yusuf B.’s Third-Shot Drive Delivered Twice to the Parking Lot. Nobody Ordered It
Esperanza V. and Walt H. plated soft drops and lobs to win 11–6, 11–8 in the semifinal while Mateo C. and Yusuf B. ran every burner on high.
Earlier in October
Social MatchCorporate Wellness Mixer
Wingtips at the Kitchen Line, Cold Sliders on the Side: One Star, Barely
Juniper O. and Kofi B. plate an acceptable 11–8 win while Lorenzo P. and Maeve C. keep trying to circle back to a ticket that already left the pass.