SOCIAL MATCH
Ryan S. and Joe C. Serve Despair with a Side of Humility to Kevin T. and Tom J.
The only thing they returned was a sense of dread.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Thursday Nights • Henderson, NV
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SOCIAL MATCH
Sarah S. & David G. Embarass Mark D. & Greg J. in Pickleball Comedy of Errors
Sarah and David take the win, while Mark and Greg play like they've never seen a paddle before.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • The Blue League by Scheels • Dropshot Pickleball
LEAGUE PLAY
Inside the Absurdity of Pickleball: A Cosmic Comedy
The sound of plastic balls thwacking against paddles echoed sharply, more an existential question than a sporting event.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • The Blue League by Scheels • Dropshot Pickleball
LEAGUE PLAY
Desert Showdown: Kelly M. & Jessica M. vs. Leslie L. & Ann F.
105-degree heat and no mercy on the Las Vegas pickleball court.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Friday Ladder • Las Vegas
SOCIAL MATCH
Des Moines Drubbing: Matt and Andy's Humbling Defeat
Two players face their pickleball reckoning on the court of despair.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Guys Being Dudes • Des Moines
SOCIAL MATCH
Hank H. & Bobby H. Sweep Homer S. & Bart S. in a Pickleball Rout
From grand illusions to a humbling defeat: Homer and Bart S.'s pickleball tale.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Spring Lake Park
SOCIAL MATCH
Beavis & Butthead Wreak Havoc on Eric & Kyle in Thursday Night Throwdown
Beavis W. & Butthead D. dismantled Eric C. & Kyle B. 11-3, 11-6, with lob shots that even gravity couldn't save.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Thursday Night Throwdown • Riverside Courts
SOCIAL MATCH
Sarah & David vs. John & Wade: A Pickleball Duel with Time as the Unseen Opponent
Sarah S. & David C. split sets with John T. & Wade P. 11-9, 8-11 on Riverside Courts: When your third set ends not in defeat, but with a glance at the clock.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Riverside Courts
SOCIAL MATCH
Anne K. & Amy R. Triumph Over Kristine C. & Meredith P. in Epic Pickleball Showdown
In a match for the ages, or perhaps just the late afternoon, Anne K. and Amy R. narrowly escape with a victory.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Riverside Courts
LEAGUE PLAY
Mike M. & Ryan M. Claim Victory in Pure Pickleball War of Attrition
In a match rivaling global diplomacy, Mike and Ryan outlast Jim B. and Luke R. in melodramatic style.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Friday Mornings • Pure Pickleball
LEAGUE PLAY
Brad B. & Scott R. Prevail in Pure Pickleball's Unexpected Epic
A comeback that echoes through the ages—at least until next Friday.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Friday Mornings • Pure Pickleball
SOCIAL MATCH
Bob S. & Bill W. Triumph While Ryan B. & Bill K. Face Unfortunate Contact
Pickleball match ends with a surprising turn of events for Bill K.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling
SOCIAL MATCH
R.J. & S.T. Serve Up Victory After J.L.'s Four-Serve Fiasco
Pickleball drama unfolds as missed serves and a magical Erne decide the match.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Savage Community Park
SOCIAL MATCH
Sarah S. & David W. Triumph Over Adverse Conditions and Julie G. & Ryan P.
Pickleball match ends in an epic battle against wind, heat, and questionable serves.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Savage Community Park
SOCIAL MATCH
Larry S. & Jerry D. Serve Up Hilarity in Epic Showdown Against Terry J. & Mary W.
Legendary pickleball antics ensue as Larry and Jerry take the court to dismantle Terry and Mary.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling
SOCIAL MATCH
Ron S. & Peter D. Deliver Pickleball Poetry, Leave David D. & Randy M. in a Pickle
A dazzling display of pickleball prowess leaves one team soaring and the other searching for lost balls.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling
SOCIAL MATCH
Sarah S. Serves Up a Smash, Leaves Greg J. & Anne K. in a Pickled Predicament
In a showdown of epic proportions, Sarah S. out-dinks and out-duels Greg J. and Anne K., proving that two paddles are no match for one dynamo on the court!
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • The Blue League by Scheels • Dropshot Pickleball
SOCIAL MATCH
Barry S. & Jim B. Serve Up Victory, While Ryan B. Serves Up Drama
Pickleball match turns into a comedy of errors with Barry S. & Jim B. emerging victorious.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • The Blue League by Scheels • Dropshot Pickleball
SOCIAL MATCH
Greg J. & Wade M. Serve Up Humble Pie
Greg and Wade turned Spring Lake into a no-fly zone for AJ and Mark.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling • Round Robin • Spring Lake Park
SOCIAL MATCH
Sarah S. & David D. Serve Humiliation at Local Courts
John and Wilson forgot how to score after Game 1.
• By Colonel Richard "Roast" Sterling